There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is however, a catch.... you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
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The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
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The third floor sign reads:
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord,love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
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She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
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Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord,love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
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She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
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She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
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Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
[P.S. wow wat a complex creature god has created on earth, I agree All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men, but that shouldnt take a shape of greediness in seeking every damn thing under the sun in a single man.
I also agree, A man gives many question marks, however, u also got to agree a woman is a whole mystery....When I see the elaborate study and ingenuity displayed by women in the pursuit of trifles, I feel no doubt of their capacity for the most herculean undertakings....but, when a same women becomes a mother, then the whole story changes....Motherhood has a very humanizing effect. Everything gets reduced to essentials....
My mom is a neverending song in my heart of comfort, happiness, and being. I may sometimes forget the words but I always remember the tune....and i guess tat ll never be the same for any other female on earth...
A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.]
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